February 2012
Friend: How do I find you on tumblr?
Me: You don't.
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
teacher: remember not to talk to strangers online
friend: who even does that?
me:
friend:
me: not me
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Reblog this if you want anonymous messages.
I’m over people. Seriously.
When someone is EXTREMELY excited in the morning.
wtfsofunny:
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For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...
delacruuz:
I doubt I’ll get any.
come onnnnnnn